nuregator

ten inch dildos, too big

6 days ago ▫ 4 notes ▫ (sassygayapplejack ▫ mspandarew)

4 months ago ▫ 14,233 notes ▫ (happyds ▫ happyds)

friedpanko:

vantasstic:

prawnosaurus:

nicolascagesempai:

nazipervert:

don’t slip

dont tell me what to do

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO ANGRY BECAUSE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH ALL THESE DILDOS WOULD COST

WHO THE FUCK AS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THOSE DILDOS

SERIOUSLY

but wait how would you even reach the ones that are like

really high up

or maybe you could use the other dildos as footholds idk

maybe its a rockwall

or rather

a cockwall

But honestly, this is somewhere between 1200 and 1700 dollars of silicone penis. Jesus.

Don’t forget to add like 20 bucks for every custom split and suction cups and cum tubes if any of them have it.

6 months ago ▫ 24,225 notes ▫ (ladywaterbear ▫ sadscab)

ginsengandhoney:

deigeriboo said: Baphomet PLEASE

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7 months ago ▫ 525 notes ▫ (ginsengandhoney ▫ ginsengandhoney)

rungs:

manicscribble:

keleison:

liquorbottles:

evilnebula:

ia falar a mesma coisa

b2kn:

parece manara mas é tipo bom né (re:nariz)

oh my god
what is going on

look at its face

I’m so sorry.

DID YOU FUCKERS FORGET WHAT DAY TODAY IS

I DIDN’T

9 months ago ▫ Notes

barysan:

I’m glad I’m on the bad dragon mailing list

THE PICTURE WITH THE DILDOS AND ERASER HEADS THOUGH
OMG
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT THEY HAVE THAT PICTURE

(Source: spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs)

9 months ago ▫ 2,238 notes ▫ (dullaidan ▫ spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
im sleepy. U ^ U

11 months ago ▫ 13 notes

Cactus eats Mochi

Jessica: Okay. I am opening the mochi.

Vri Vri: oh

Vri Vri: OH

Vri Vri: i will shut up

Vri Vri: so you can

Vri Vri: live skype the experience

Vri Vri: with me

Jessica: Okay, so I open the package and I am suddenly assaulted with the smell.

Vri Vri: good or bad

Jessica: It is like the sweetness of fresh spring strawberries.

Jessica: Crisp and cool.

Vri Vri: im taking it as good

Jessica: It is very good.

Vri Vri: hehe go on

Jessica: I am removing the plastic wrapping now.

Vri Vri: ooooooooooh

Jessica: I will probably try to save it, since it is written in mostly kanji.

Jessica: There are eight plump pink rice balls sitting in a plastic tray.

Vri Vri: heeheeeeee

Jessica: They are lightly dusted in some kind of powder. I would guess sugar.

Jessica: It is like cherry blossoms have somehow mingled with fresh snow.

Vri Vri: omg

Vri Vri: youre descriptions though

Vri Vri: your\

Vri Vri: :I

Vri Vri: words

Jessica: I am about to pick up the first mochi.

Vri Vri: so intense

Vri Vri: i may need a towel

Jessica: It is squishy between my fingers.

Vri Vri: oh

Vri Vri: oh my.....

Jessica: I take the mochi and place it gently between my lips. It tastes sweet.

[21: 13:51] * Vri Vri is crying

Jessica: I bite down gently and break the center. The taste of strawberry suddenly becomes stronger.

Jessica: It seems these are filled with some kind of strawberry cream.

Jessica: I take the rest of the mochi into my mouth, savoring the flavor and texture.

Jessica: I lick the last of the powdered sugar from my lips, swallowing the small pieces of pounded rice.

Jessica: It is soft and smooth.

Jessica: Mochi's pretty good.

Jessica: :D

11 months ago ▫ 4 notes ▫ (killercactus ▫ killercactus)

1 year ago ▫ 2,773 notes ▫ (strideriest ▫ t-h-e-v-o-i-d)

fuckyeah34stuck:

((Submitted by syblatortue))

i dont care about the porn jusT LOOK AT THOSE BODIES.
Im in love with how their bodies were drawn. Q v Q

(Source: fuckyeah34stuck)

1 year ago ▫ 315 notes ▫ (donglefairy ▫ fuckyeah34stuck)